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Bag o' Douche

Women use it to clean their vajayjays
<fat person> anyone who doesn't liek WoW is a Bag o' Douche
<not fat person> NO U!
Bag o' Douche by Xtreme2252 March 8, 2009

Tooley O' Douche 

Tooley O' Douche; n;
Tool-E Oh-Doosh

A Tooley O' Douche is a person who has the characteristics of a douchebag. Usually a nerd, usually in band, usually wears jean shorts. Nobody wants to be around a Tooley O' Douche. This Tooley O' Douche usually is in denial about being his Tooley O' Douchness and often tries to sound/look cooler than he is. It doesn't work.
Dom: "Man that guy Matt is such a dick"
Austin: "Oh, I know he's a real Tooley O' Douche"
Tooley O' Douche by DomAndAustin October 9, 2009

Sack-o-douche 

some one whom has the characteristics of a douchebag but exibits said charicteristics in such large quantities that the metaphorical "bag" is insufficient
"I may be a douche bag but Kennie's a Sack-o-douche"

flock 'o douche 

a group or gathering of four or more douchebags.
check out that flock 'o douche hanging out by the pool table.
flock 'o douche by Dominique214 October 22, 2010

Bag O' Douche Juice 

Brian's a bag o' douche juice for crapping out on us last night. The guy can't hold his own.
Bag O' Douche Juice by lucky21 February 17, 2009

bag-o-douche 

Verb/ bag-o-douched

1.To put a gay man in a bag.

2.To strangle someone gay with a bag that has a douche in it.
1.That guy just got bag-o-douched

2.Guy1:"Did you just see dat nigga bag-o-douche that motha honkey!?"
Guy2:"Helllz yhea! Now he's gota go wipe the blood off his face!"

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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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