Nyashism 

A way of life that nurtures the mind, body and soul. The worship of nyash, punani, bunds... the lot. A fulfilling religion that grants an insight into the world of nyash.

Bro I just converted to Nyashism and I pulled 15 birds at the club last night, nyash everywhere fr

Nyashism by NyashGod May 30, 2022

Nashism 

Nashism is a 'nouveau religion' for those with an apathetic attitude towards life. Named for professional wrestler Kevin Nash, it is the life style of choice for those lacking motivation.

I'd get out of bed, but I've devoted my life to Nashism.

Nashism by Dr. Lindermans March 15, 2005

Nashism 

a disease when you're beyond slow. The human cannot process this amount of slowness.

Fuck I'm infected with nashism I can't spell now.

Nashism by JoeMama13838838 January 26, 2025