When something is so hot that you can nut to it therefore making that thing nuttable
Sincere came to school with one sexy ass haircut one day
Squiddy-"Dammmmnnnn Sincere u got one nuttable haircut I might just bust one right now daddy"
Sincere in his head "Wtf is wrong with squid"
-"The movie we saw last night was nuttable."
-"My mom's mac-n-cheese is the best. I would say it's nuttable."
-"That roller coaster was nuttable, dude."
The ability for something to be so awesome you can nut to it. Normally this should be used in context for a possession though it can be used to refer to a hot girl.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."