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A sudden, often unexpected gust of wind with enough force to jostle, sway, or momentarily displace the testicles, typically resulting in a brief moment of shock, discomfort, or existential reflection. Often encountered on breezy days when wearing loose-fitting garments.
"I stepped outside in my gym shorts and got hit with a full-on nutguster — thought I was gonna lift off like a kite."
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Chigin Nutgut 

I don't think its a coincidence that Chigin Nutgut has literally not moved from where I placed him.
Chigin Nutgut by ObjectumBastard February 19, 2023

Honey Nut Guts 

When someone gives a blowjob to completion and swallows after having put honey on the dick they were sucking.
Did you hear? Lisa woke up horny yesterday so George gave her some honey nut guts to start the day.
Honey Nut Guts by RadioCryptid October 15, 2023

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026