A sudden, often unexpected gust of wind with enough force to jostle, sway, or momentarily displace the testicles, typically resulting in a brief moment of shock, discomfort, or existential reflection. Often encountered on breezy days when wearing loose-fitting garments.
"I stepped outside in my gym shorts and got hit with a full-on nutguster — thought I was gonna lift off like a kite."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)