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Nut Goblin 

1. One who hordes male testicles, as a means to show self worth and masculinity.
2. One who steals excessive amounts of kills in video games, in order to feel as if they contributed towards the team.
1. That nut goblin would steal my kill.
2. Boot this nut goblin I am so sick of him stealing my kills.
Nut Goblin by Rhal426 May 24, 2009
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Nut goblin 

A person that sneaks around and ambushes people to steal their semen. They are rarely seen during the day and if you do see one, be prepared to protect your nut.
Hey man I heard the cops came to your house last night, everything alright?

Yea man apparently a break in, but they didn’t take anything from my house so I’m alright. However, I noticed my balls were the size of a blueberry, thus I knew it had been a nut goblin that had burglarized my home.
Nut goblin by gloz February 27, 2021

Nut-Gobbling 

When you are kissing up to someone way to much or hanging on there jock
Man u always Nut-Gobbling for dat dude
Nut-Gobbling by Kenny Lewis October 17, 2008

Cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit 

Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not
"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"
A person (usually male) who is addicted to nuts, or dicks. This person likes to chase other males balls and slaps them till they're blue.
Wow, that noobs a total nutgoblin.

Did you see henry today? he was going total nutgoblin on his dad.
nutgoblin by McTitMeister October 25, 2009
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