Nut Splitters

A trend in the 80's were guys wore Levis so tight one nut would split to the left and the other to the right...."look at this idiot sporting a pair of nut splitters"..

"Did you see the jeans he had on the other night?,,they were definitely a pair of nut splitters."

by matty28 September 4, 2015

head nut spitter quiter

Those annoying little bitches that you can't stand.

You know exactly who they are.

Henry: God I hate those head nut spitter quiters.

Willamina: They are 3rd graders.

Henry: I know.

by Dark_Matter_69 February 23, 2017

nutsplitter

This describes a man who likes wearing women's underwear, namely thongs. The fabric splits the nuts, each testicle hanging down the sides of the thong.

That man sure has a hellva nutsplitter! That pair of panties is probably choking his balls with that nutsplitter.

by Tallfellow1701 November 20, 2021