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head nut spitter quiter

Those annoying little bitches that you can't stand.

You know exactly who they are.
Henry: God I hate those head nut spitter quiters.

Willamina: They are 3rd graders.

Henry: I know.

nutsplitter 

This describes a man who likes wearing women's underwear, namely thongs. The fabric splits the nuts, each testicle hanging down the sides of the thong.
That man sure has a hellva nutsplitter! That pair of panties is probably choking his balls with that nutsplitter.
nutsplitter by Tallfellow1701 November 20, 2021