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Nut goblin 

A person that sneaks around and ambushes people to steal their semen. They are rarely seen during the day and if you do see one, be prepared to protect your nut.
Hey man I heard the cops came to your house last night, everything alright?

Yea man apparently a break in, but they didn’t take anything from my house so I’m alright. However, I noticed my balls were the size of a blueberry, thus I knew it had been a nut goblin that had burglarized my home.
Nut goblin by gloz February 27, 2021

Nut-Gobbling 

When you are kissing up to someone way to much or hanging on there jock
Man u always Nut-Gobbling for dat dude
Nut-Gobbling by Kenny Lewis October 17, 2008

Cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit 

Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not
"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"
A person (usually male) who is addicted to nuts, or dicks. This person likes to chase other males balls and slaps them till they're blue.
Wow, that noobs a total nutgoblin.

Did you see henry today? he was going total nutgoblin on his dad.
nutgoblin by McTitMeister October 25, 2009
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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