nursing home

a place where people go to die

Bill: I am about to die so I paid $10,000 to live in a nursing home.
Nils: You Special Special boy!

by HeRR! January 4, 2004

nursing home

A place where the elderly have to have their butts wiped everyday by some poor CNA and where they listen to lame background music while playing bingo on "activity day."

When my mom gets old enough, Im putting her in a nursing home, fo sho!!!

by laurenbobauren April 19, 2009

nursing home

A place where there are no toilets, becuase everyone craps in their pants. Also, one of the funniest places to set off a fire alarm.

Grandson: "Dad, what's that smell."
Father: "I think grandpa crapped in his pants again."
Grandson: "Let's send him to a nursing home."
Grandpa: "I'm old."

by William Stephens May 22, 2006

nursing home

A place where sick old people are ground up and made into hot dog meat.

"Grampa, if you don't shut your mouth, we're going to send you to the nursing home."

by newothegreat September 4, 2003

nursing home

America's number 1 growing place of mexican employment

Yo dude's U can pick more pockets in a nursing home than on the streets of Los Angles.

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

nursing home

A stinky shit hole, that has food that looks like nasty runny dog shit! The hole place is full of DISEASES!

Nursing Home: A place where old people like to shit their pants for you to clean up!

by Autumn and Tabatha October 23, 2007

Nursing home

a roadblock between a quick and painless death

When I get old and can barely take care of myself, Im not going into a nursing home. If I die from falling, O well! At least I didnt spend my last years around a bunch of control freak nurses telling me what to do all day, with a crappy dorm room full of medical shit, and eating in this crappy cafeteria eating mush.

by jerry121878 June 13, 2011