nurb

A nurb is someone so noobish that not even a narb will satisfy the need. Nurb is an obscure way to call a noob annoyingly funny without actually saying it.

That dudes' a nurb. Ran into the Armadyl boss room without a bow.

by wizkidd684 June 19, 2009

Nurb

A person who is inexperienced in a particular sphere or activity, especially online gaming or the use of the Internet.

LOL! This nurb tried to rob me and got owned!

by theeJuice February 13, 2017

Nurb

The godly creature from Mars. His honorary color is purple, and you must make the appropriate sacrifices to him daily.

King Nurb you are so graceful and competent. You are a god in a purple alien's clothing.

by Glizzy man man man man man March 19, 2021

nurb

This word describes a lot of stuff. A noob, a shoe, a cool person or a Macki. Now, the forth is the most dangerous one. The king of nurbs is known as Macki.

That guy is a real nurb.

by Mackeh March 23, 2008

Nurb

A nice/jokey way of calling said person a noob or idiot.
It is mainly used in conversation with friends.

"Apheria, you're such a nurb"

"Wow, quit being a nurb Aphex"

by Bluesal October 8, 2014

nurb

Ganxsta: a person who talks shit about someone behind their back and sucks up to them to their face. Also spends all day inside on the computer or playing video games. Also see fag or nub.

That shit head said I kicked ass, he was talking to me on the computer, what a nurb.

by Gangsta February 1, 2005

Nürburgring

Race track in Germany modeled on the roads surrounding Canberra.

Opened in 1927, it is rumoured that Hitler commissioned the 20.81km track due to BMW, Porsche and Mercedes conducting all their high-speed testing at the 'Berra as it's affectionately known. When discovering this, Hitler annexed Austria, thinking that Canberra was in Austria, not Australia, then subsequently invaded Poland out of sheer spite.

As a gesture of goodwill, BMW hold a annual race in honour of Sir Arthur Canberra in which only BMW E24s are allowed to participate.

Nürburgring, second only to Canberra for it's high speed, tight radius bends

by Choadie January 23, 2009