A type of person everyone wants to have as a friend. They have big shlongs and a very dark secret. Its also a good codename to call your friends to get a good laugh out of them. Nujes are all around chill guys and like to be addressed as such. It is of italien descent, meaning we, but in german, with its sweet pronounciation, it turns into a funny word to call out.
do you see Anh? He is such a Nuje
A: Bro, your such a fucking Nuje. B: Yeah mate I know that I am a Nuje
Alex is the NUJE
A: Bro, your such a fucking Nuje. B: Yeah mate I know that I am a Nuje
Alex is the NUJE
by The Nuje April 09, 2021
by Li85 November 27, 2009
Non-Universal James Experience. A plausibly dangerous experience which anecdotally worked out fine because it happened to a man named James.
James: "I hitchhiked across South America and was fine. It's probably safe"
Others: "Sounds like a NUJE"
Others: "Sounds like a NUJE"
by gregariousyeah July 21, 2025