Nugett 

A more polite term used in place of dumbfuck.

You're such a nugett.

Nugett by 321...? August 25, 2008

ted nugent

a draft-dodging hypocrite pseudopatriot moron who would send your kids to die in some war for the Republican party but would never consider following his rhetoric with action and try shooting at things that can actually fire back. in short, a gutless coward whose fans are a bunch of geriatric old farts that vote Republican.

Ted Nugent thinks hes a badass, but he decided to shit in his pants and look crazy before the draft board during Vietnam.

ted nugent by ihatephonies January 21, 2007

Ted Nugent

Clownish pedophile who dodged the Vietnam draft. Wishes he could be taken seriously as a muscian, but is stuck playing state fairs.

Played in Damn Yankees band with a bunch of other pop music hacks. Strictly for lightweights.

Q: "Duuuuuude, you got any Ted Nugent?"

A: "Do I look like a retard to you?"

Ted Nugent by Boshneck October 20, 2008

Ted Nugent

a singer/guitarist who was in a band in the late 50s that had a hit with "Journey to the Center of the Mind". He went solo in the mid 70s. He gained a reputation for his wild stage antics and meandering crazy gonzo onstage rants. He has released many albums but the only good solo songs he has made are "Little Miss Dangerous" (used in an episode of Miami Vice) and the radio hit "Cat Scratch Fever". Such a small number of good songs from a 30-year+ career is a mighty sad ratio. In the 90s he was a member of the derivative band Damn Yankees. A gun enthusiast and hunting fan, he's caused controversy by his support of canned hunting and killing animals for no damn good reason. He says that all environmentalists and animal advocates can "kiss his ass". He did his damndest to get out of the draft during the Vietnam War era (1958 - 1975) but now is a cheerleader and armchair warrior, claiming to "support the troops". A complete dumbass hypocrite. He visited one of Saddam Hussein's palaces like a spectator after the Iraqi dictator was deposed. Terrible Ted said he really got a thrill out of that. It's OK to take a look around after the violence has gone someplace else and you're out of danger, isn't it? Ted said that Baghdad should've been "Nagasaki"ed. Sheer ignorance. Since he supports the Iraq War so much, why don't he ship his cowardly ass over to Iraq and fight it as well? He has done and said countless other offensive things. He is a slave to an extreme political ideology. He is now a droid, a brainwashed robot who can't think for himself and cannot accept the diversity that America is supposed to be.

In a concert in Michigan a few years ago, a journalist writing a review of a Ted Nugent concert noted that Ted performed an "idolatrous ritual" of "worshipping the American flag". Ted Nugent has long been known to be obnoxious in his concerts and such. Now he's also a pushy extremist loudmouth cretin asshole programmed by an ideology. Sad.

Ted Nugent by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 29, 2007

nick nugent 

biggest faggot and douche bag ever he likes to suck cock with his braces and he has so many pimples if you pop one it could put A fire. he has the smallest dick in the world if you ever see a Nick Nugent shoot him.

Nick nugent sucks.

nick nugent by Joe Hedler October 17, 2017

Nugeathon 

When you sit your ass down and listen to 16 Ted Nugent albums in a row. It takes about 12 hours to do. Every real fan must do it at least once in their lifetime.

1 band, 16 studio (and one live) album, 45 years, a WHOLE lot of songs with world-changing riffs, blues rage, BigFunDirtyGreasySexy rock n' rolling guitar, Sh*t Kicking Noize... and 11 hours, 47 minutes, and 22 seconds of...

Ted Nugent: Nugeathon

"I'll talk to you tomorrow Dave... I'm gonna go have a Nugeathon

Nugeathon by the_motor.city.madman June 29, 2020

Ted Nugent

When you wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe finally you think you got it. 10 minutes later you realize you got to go back and wipe again. You wipe and wipe and wipe. Then to make double shure you don't have to come back in 10 more minutes you give a little push. Then a tiny little piece of shit pops out and you have to start all over. That annoying piece of shit is a Ted Nugent.

This Ted Nugent gave me some cat scratch fever.

Ted Nugent by fartbubbles 13 August 17, 2021