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Nuclear Family 

The typical family depicted on television commercials which depict a happy, loving, tight family enjoying whatever item that the commercial is depicting. Sadly, this is not the way that most real life families act.
John: "Dad we need to get a Kinect!! Look how happy that family is!!"

Brother: "Dude, can't you tell that's just a Nuclear Family? The Kinect won't bring that kinda happiness!"
Nuclear Family by Scyon September 24, 2011
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Nuclear family 

A traditional family with a mother, father , kids and (Sometimes pets). The father is a breed winner and the mother is a housewife. Both parents are married.
Father is called Head of the house or breed winner

Mother is called housewife or Mistress
Daughter is called young lady
Son is called young master

Animals are called pets
The 50s big history was the nuclear family
Nuclear family by 459395 May 16, 2023

Nuclear Family 

A family comprised of a mother, father, and at least 1 full child (child of both parents). Something that is non-existent in today's society.
Back in the day, families stayed together for life and existed as a nuclear family! Now, families always split.
Nuclear Family by MetalHead16 November 23, 2010

Nuclear Family 

A family so potentially explosive that no one dares breathe, knowing that a single-word detonation could destroy everyone in its blast radius
They sat at the dinner table, a nuclear family, Mom, Billy and Sue careful to not make eye contact, no one making any move that could detonate their father's explosive rage. Hiroshima would look like a day in the park, in contrast to the inevitable wreckage.
Nuclear Family by Monkey's Dad October 7, 2021

nuclear family 

A family of any size which has most of its sustenance prepared in microwave form, also known as nuked
The Nuclear Family can enjoy their meals in just minutes instead of hours.
nuclear family by HonkeyBread July 30, 2015

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026