Nuclear Family 

The typical family depicted on television commercials which depict a happy, loving, tight family enjoying whatever item that the commercial is depicting. Sadly, this is not the way that most real life families act.

John: "Dad we need to get a Kinect!! Look how happy that family is!!"

Brother: "Dude, can't you tell that's just a Nuclear Family? The Kinect won't bring that kinda happiness!"

Nuclear Family by Scyon September 24, 2011

Nuclear family 

A traditional family with a mother, father , kids and (Sometimes pets). The father is a breed winner and the mother is a housewife. Both parents are married.
Father is called Head of the house or breed winner

Mother is called housewife or Mistress
Daughter is called young lady
Son is called young master

Animals are called pets

The 50s big history was the nuclear family

Nuclear family by 459395 May 16, 2023

Nuclear Family 

A family comprised of a mother, father, and at least 1 full child (child of both parents). Something that is non-existent in today's society.

Back in the day, families stayed together for life and existed as a nuclear family! Now, families always split.

Nuclear Family by MetalHead16 November 23, 2010

Nuclear Family 

A family so potentially explosive that no one dares breathe, knowing that a single-word detonation could destroy everyone in its blast radius

They sat at the dinner table, a nuclear family, Mom, Billy and Sue careful to not make eye contact, no one making any move that could detonate their father's explosive rage. Hiroshima would look like a day in the park, in contrast to the inevitable wreckage.

Nuclear Family by Monkey's Dad October 7, 2021

nuclear family 

A family of any size which has most of its sustenance prepared in microwave form, also known as nuked

The Nuclear Family can enjoy their meals in just minutes instead of hours.

nuclear family by HonkeyBread July 30, 2015

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020