A douche nozzle is one step worse than a douche bag.
That guy is wearing playboy cuff links.. what a fucking {douche nozzle}.
by OU-Wilf January 28, 2009
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wayyy worse then calling somone a douch because nozzle is the dirtiest part of the douch... yuk
you are such a douch nozzle!!!! qrill
by generikal.com April 28, 2003
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The part of the douching apparatus that often is overlooked. It connects to the douche bag which collects the runoff. A nozzle is slightly more derogatory than the douche bag since the nozzle is the "business end" of the douche.

The phrase originated on the nationally syndicated radio show Loveline from C list celebrity Adam Corolla (also on comedy central, various shows)
Then that douche nozzle wrote me a ticket for a missing front license plate.
by Expane October 20, 2005
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A penis, especialy a homosexual's.
He inserted hisanal nozzleuphill gardener style
by analnozzles February 12, 2007
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Letting an unrestrained amount of douche omit from a person.
That kid really turned on his douche-nozzle last night when he shattered all of the windows on my car.
by thereallurpy January 31, 2011
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