by OU-Wilf January 28, 2009
Someone who displays a high grade of douchiness. Calling someone a douche nozzle may be needed if a simple "douche" just doesnt cut it.
by SO84 March 06, 2009
A baseball cap with a straight brim, usually adorned with price tags or removable stickers. Often worn by skinny Caucasian males in the hopes they will be mistaken for African American males.
by DoktorWhoTwo January 30, 2014
The blabber mouth tradesman, usually an electrician with a penchant for soapbox sermons. The ever-willing preacher of self-righteousness with a lack of self-reflection, always pointing out the faults of others and incessantly thumping his chest in a deluded victory when in any given social situation. The Douche Nozzle possesses social skills that are Neanderthal level attempts to detract from their own self-loathing caused by mundane physical attributes such as excess body hair, extra digits or even poor fashion sense.
That new guy is a real douche nozzle, he hasn't shut up once today and he's pissing me off with his glorious yarns of honor and integrity, the guy is so full of shit and just shy of being a fuckstick. Heck, did you see the guy, he looks like a Wookie, has 12 toes and dresses like a lumberjack and he's trying to tell me how i should run my life.
by Adolph Oliver Nipple December 03, 2009
by Wizgy October 28, 2018
Example:
John: Brad you are such a douchebag.. Haha
Instigator: ooooh.. man he clowned u... aren't u gonna get back at him?
Brad: Well john... yer.. Uhh... a... umm... A douche nozzle!
Instigator: Burn!!!
*John hangs his head in shame*
John: Brad you are such a douchebag.. Haha
Instigator: ooooh.. man he clowned u... aren't u gonna get back at him?
Brad: Well john... yer.. Uhh... a... umm... A douche nozzle!
Instigator: Burn!!!
*John hangs his head in shame*
by IHateYouXoXo May 11, 2009
Someone who drives towards you with their high beams on and doesn't turn them off as you get closer to them.
Dan: Wow look at this fuck head with his high beams on coming right at me.
Tone: Fucking Douche Nozzle.
Tone: Fucking Douche Nozzle.
by DOM TORRETO November 08, 2011