Douche Nozzle

A douche nozzle is one step worse than a douche bag.

That guy is wearing playboy cuff links.. what a fucking {douche nozzle}.

by OU-Wilf January 27, 2009

Douche Nozzle

Someone who displays a high grade of douchiness. Calling someone a douche nozzle may be needed if a simple "douche" just doesnt cut it.

Wow. Tori is a real douche nozzle for cock blocking.

by SO84 March 6, 2009

Douche Nozzle

A baseball cap with a straight brim, usually adorned with price tags or removable stickers. Often worn by skinny Caucasian males in the hopes they will be mistaken for African American males.

Biebs was sporting a douche nozzle when they arrested him.

by DoktorWhoTwo January 29, 2014

Douche Nozzle

The blabber mouth tradesman, usually an electrician with a penchant for soapbox sermons. The ever-willing preacher of self-righteousness with a lack of self-reflection, always pointing out the faults of others and incessantly thumping his chest in a deluded victory when in any given social situation. The Douche Nozzle possesses social skills that are Neanderthal level attempts to detract from their own self-loathing caused by mundane physical attributes such as excess body hair, extra digits or even poor fashion sense.

That new guy is a real douche nozzle, he hasn't shut up once today and he's pissing me off with his glorious yarns of honor and integrity, the guy is so full of shit and just shy of being a fuckstick. Heck, did you see the guy, he looks like a Wookie, has 12 toes and dresses like a lumberjack and he's trying to tell me how i should run my life.

by Adolph Oliver Nipple December 3, 2009

Douche Nozzle

Samurai topknot hairstyle worn by a hipster, most probably also sporting a beard.

check out the barista with the douche nozzle.

by Wizgy October 27, 2018

Douche Nozzle

A word used to one up someone who calls you a douchebag.

Example:

John: Brad you are such a douchebag.. Haha

Instigator: ooooh.. man he clowned u... aren't u gonna get back at him?

Brad: Well john... yer.. Uhh... a... umm... A douche nozzle!

Instigator: Burn!!!

*John hangs his head in shame*

by IHateYouXoXo May 11, 2009

Douche Nozzle

Adj: 1) A person who spouts forth douchebaggery like a hose sprays water. 2) A person who has nothing competent to add but useless drama or needless facts.

That girl is such a douche nozzle, all we hear is drama drama drama!

That guy is so full of himself, a real douche nozzle!

by Darth Wader January 26, 2012