by bob h boberson May 10, 2008
noun - a jerk, a dick. So repugnant in words, acts and/or deeds, that they are only good enough to hide in moist, dank nasty places. Worse than your average dick-head.
by bunnysmama October 31, 2010
The act of using a nozzle to fuck someone or something, typically used in the nose region. Often nozzle fucking is a religious term used by the Vudamimes, the Vudamimes would insert a epidermalicall nozzle into the nasal cavity, immediately following, the Vudamimes would insert there penis inside the nozzle, is the penis is too small to reach the nasal region of the nozzle, the Vudamimes would shower the man with a small penis in riches, and then murder him in his sleep because he is a shame to the Vudamimes culture.
"Come we must partake in the ceremonial fucking of the nozzle brothers" - Common Vutamime
"My penis was satisfactory in the nozzle fucking ceremony" - Brother Vutamime
"My penis was satisfactory in the nozzle fucking ceremony" - Brother Vutamime
by Austin lindsay on youtube January 17, 2018
To be subjected to continuous and unexpected personal attacks resulting in public and personal humiliation
Waking up in Mumbai, tied to the bed post and clad in leather, Doug realized he had been completely side Nozzled.
by Side Nozzler February 22, 2011
by brefunk March 1, 2006
The lump of hard goo in a pump bottle of mosturizer. Come out under pressure and clings to your arms and hands.
The hardened, sticky goo stuck in a man's penis hole. Can produce babies up to 24 hours. Clean it, cover it and don't trust it.
The hardened, sticky goo stuck in a man's penis hole. Can produce babies up to 24 hours. Clean it, cover it and don't trust it.
I just wantted to moisturize my dry skin. Pump was clogged and I hit it hard. Some big nozzle snot came out and broke the lamp!
Tricia had sex with Barry. He pulled out in time but she got pregnant from dried, leftover nozzle snot on his clogged one-eye.
Tricia had sex with Barry. He pulled out in time but she got pregnant from dried, leftover nozzle snot on his clogged one-eye.
by sleepapnea-chicago May 21, 2008
by TomS. October 30, 2006