Damn! You must really like him to pull down his pants and guzzle the nozzle right there!
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"Hey be careful not to zip up your wizz nozzle after going to bathroom"
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Used in conjunction with a joose-bag, the joose nozzles are used singularly as a tip of which is inserted into the rectum. This is to facilitate the process of receiving an alcohol enema. This is commonly known as "getting joosed," due to the use of the Joose brand flavored and caffeinated alcohol beverage as the alcohol of choice.

The joose nozzle can be of varying size, diameter, and length, depending on the experience of the recipient.

Pictures of a joose nozzle can be found here (section 6):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema
Hey Leeroy! Make sure you sanitize them joose nozzles before you stick any of em in your ass and get joosed!
by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009
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Noun - meaning the male genitalia. Or any part of the male body that dispenses ejaculate. See also: penis and scrotum.
1. Descriptive use - That hooker punched me right in the Splooge Nozzle!

2. In jest - Dude, quit acting like such a Splooge Nozzle.
3. In anger - Shut up Splooge Nozzle!
4. Plural - PETA is full of a bunch of Splooge Nozzles.
by JG, MR, CB, and C Money April 9, 2010
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One who excels in areas of douchebaggery A dork of monumental proportion.
by Airlats September 9, 2011
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One whose mouth constantly spews "shit" like the nozzle of a hose.
"Damn, That Ken sure is a shit nozzle"
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