It is on this day that Maretha and Divvie have made a promise to each other,
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.
For it was on this very special midsummer day
that Maretha and Divvie would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.
It is on this day that Maretha and Divvie have made a promise to each other,
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.
For it was on this very special midsummer day
that Maretha and Divvie would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.
It is on this day that Maretha and Divvie have made a promise to each other,
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.
For it was on this very special midsummer day
that Maretha and Divvie would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.