Not the face!

A quote said by Matt in Eddsworld. In Saloonatics, Prince Matthew (Version of Matt) says Not one's face instead.

Somebody: *about to punch matt in the face*
Matt: "Not the face!"

by Eddsworld November 30, 2020

not in the face

An often hastily imparted supplication for mercy by the receiver of an imminent beatdown unto their aggressor.

"ow-fuck! what did I just say?!"

or in the case of the Chiss bartender from Jedi Academy,

"Please noble Jediss... not in the facess!"

by Ztheir February 6, 2009