Not a sport

A saying used by mostly NBA and NFL fans whenever they see a sport that isn't the NBA or NFL tweeted by SportsCenter or Bleach Report. It's often linked to people who grew up fatherless or people with a mental disability

"Don't care + not a sport + ratio"

Not a sport by Inabakumori fan ^_^ May 30, 2021

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Not a sport

Used by one or all of the following
Nba fans
Soccer fans
Fatherless

Virgins
Cut from JV Basketball team as a Senior
Sister got shagged by lax bro
Mom got shagged by lax bro
Anime dweebs with Anime PFP (also usually virgins or sister fuckers)

Not a sport, what sport is this, it a real sport

Not a sport by LaxlaxlaxlaxStitutes June 18, 2023

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soccer is not a sport

It just isn’t.

Person a: I play soccer, what sport do u play
Person b: wait soccer is not a sport you bum
Person a (walks away defeated)

soccer is not a sport by Also look up Vincent December 19, 2017

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I do not need a faux server for a short film...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to sbscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I do not need a faux server for a short film...

I do not need a faux server for a short film... by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

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Pretty penny not short of a daffodil

Nice people who are very wealthy but are very friendly and not pretentious.

"They're on a serious pay packet but they're a pretty penny not short of a daffodil!"

Pretty penny not short of a daffodil by Xbexster October 10, 2025

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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