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You didn't make it so sit down and stop acting
I was so excited about joining the graduation but he said nobody told you to come

Why you here I made a mistake not yet
Not yet by Dontactlikeyouhateme June 10, 2024
Words you can keep
That word you say when something inevitable hasn’t happened thus far. Anyone who says this word also happens to be a huge jackass.
Asshole 1: Hey, do you think I’m single?

Asshole 2: Not yet.
Not yet by Listretto July 23, 2026
That word you say when something inevitable hasn’t happened thus far. Anyone who says this word also happens to be a huge jackass.
Asshole 1: Hey, do you think I’m single?

Asshole 2: Not yet.
Not yet by Listretto July 23, 2026

not yet grasshopper 

Phrase used by New York metal band THE HEARKENING in their song "Developed in the Darkroom"
"The crowd went crazy when Stas Clockwise yelled 'NOT YET GRASSHOPPER'"

Not yet i'm too tired 

When your to tired to get out of bed
" Not yet I'm too tired ,I'm not getting out of bed john."

I have not yet begun to fight 

One of the earliest recorded instances of talking shit in American history, uttered by the father of shit talking, the legendary John Paul Jones. Would roughly translate to "Nigga I ain't even been tryin" today.
Tyrone you a bitch, I'm up 17-6, check.
I have not yet begun to fight!

soon but not yet 

A term used by Tibb 12 when he doesn't have a clue when somethings going to occur, or when he wants to piss off the fans.
"We will play arsenal. Soon but not yet."
soon but not yet by Im_Just_Ry February 10, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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