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by Mayoisyummy October 29, 2019
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Not me

You are you, Not me
Not me, You
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Not me

A person will use this term when talking about themselves. Typically used when saying who committed an undesirable action.
“Who put the lava lamp underground to make it a magma lamp? Not me!”

“Who shoved Larry into the pond and drowned him? Not me!”
by Sparkmaker12 June 5, 2024
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Not me, was Maria.

Not me, was Maria used when you’re best friend negates a sense of pleasure from sending you obscenities of which you send onto your peers whom are horrified and reprimand you, but in your defence, you retort -Not me, was Maria. Whereby your innocence is restored and equilibrium regained as of course it wasn’t me, but Maria.

Friend “What the hell clare, I will never be able to unsee that gigantic penis now”
Me: “notmewasmaria”
Friend: eyes intent on screen and face drops in horror watching the gigantic penis sway back and forth in rocking motion, shocked, marika replies what the hell Clare? To which I say, it’s not me, was Maria.
by Clarabella May 6, 2020
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Not me y’all stay safe though

Ddot:You’re gonna die on Fortnite

Fab not me y’all stay safe though
Ddot:You’re gonna die on Fortnite

Fab not me y’all stay safe though
by Fab v December 13, 2021
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Not Me Either

Same thing as Me Neither.. Just Goes By Preference
Matt: I Am Not Going To Change My Notifications

Dylan: Not Me Either!
by Dylanarod May 31, 2015
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not-me-yous

People who constantly deflect accountability and blame other people or things for their problems.
Tom and Britney are a couple of not-me-yous, couldn’t accept any blame in the situation.
by Westonbaur May 16, 2019
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