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A person, generally female, who refers to her/himself as a Hot Mess, but in reality is not a Hot Mess because they are either not currently a mess or, more likely, they are simply not hot. Typically, the subject is under the mistaken impression they are hot.
(overweight) Girl: I'm super-busy, I've lost my keys, my phone is dead, and I've got a million things to do - I'm a hot mess!

You (to friend, whispering): She's not hot...so really she's a Not Mess.
by Phil-ys March 25, 2013
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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