by Robo August 21, 2003
A person who is tall, goofy looking, and dumber than a brick. This person normally tends to confuse himself and put themselves in a difficult situations; but at the same time being everyone's bitch.
Ben (nostradamus)- d00d I got so many nicknames!
Nick: like mr. gets caught jerkin off
Ben- o yeah that's one :(
Nick: like mr. gets caught jerkin off
Ben- o yeah that's one :(
by sourdiesal31 January 21, 2010
by Netman January 14, 2006
Alex: I think (insert generic sports team) will win/lose (insert generic sports event)
Alan: Way to nostradamus
Alan: Way to nostradamus
by bob359 November 17, 2015
"Nostradamus, you were (a little) ahead of your time,
in the 1500's
you were thinkin' about '99
Nostradamus, were you a prognosticator
or just a lucky guess generator?
How did you know so much?
Did the aliens talk to you?
Did you come from the future and why?
Cuz you were a super cool
future tellin' kind of guy."
-The Nostradamus Song by Katie
in the 1500's
you were thinkin' about '99
Nostradamus, were you a prognosticator
or just a lucky guess generator?
How did you know so much?
Did the aliens talk to you?
Did you come from the future and why?
Cuz you were a super cool
future tellin' kind of guy."
-The Nostradamus Song by Katie
by wysiwyg February 19, 2004
Saying something strange and usually choppy or vague in meaning, then using extremely stretched synonyms and possible controlled substances to apply it to a current topic.
Nostradamus:"Beasts ferocious from hunger will swim across rivers:
The greater one will cause it to be dragged in an iron cage
When the Germany child will observe nothing."
Random Crackhead: -falls out of chair- "dats fuggin hitlerr mann"
Crack-head's Mom: "Honey, the kid is Nostradamus-ing again!"
The greater one will cause it to be dragged in an iron cage
When the Germany child will observe nothing."
Random Crackhead: -falls out of chair- "dats fuggin hitlerr mann"
Crack-head's Mom: "Honey, the kid is Nostradamus-ing again!"
by Capn Oakley December 23, 2010
Damn, i fucked this bitch last night her titties were great, but she had those Nostradamus nipples. I swear they were pearing into my soul!
by HammerTiTsMcNasty July 25, 2015