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Sir Nose D'VoidofFunk 

the nemesis of Dr. Funkenstein, his clones(esp. Star Child), and funk in general, as featured on Parliament records "The Clones of Dr. Funkenstein," "Funkentelechy Vs. The Placebo Syndrome," "Motor Booty Affair," "Gloryhallastoopid," and "Trombipulation." He is the antithesis of cool, and could be a "The Man" type figure. He was played by George Clinton using a voice distorter and is featured on the cover of "Funkentelechy Vs. The Placebo Syndrome." Name comes from his oversized nose and the fact that he is completely devoid of anything related to funk.
Sir Nose D'VoidofFunk is an example of "The Man"

sir nose d'voidoffunk 

Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk is a character of George Clinton, the leader of Parliament Funkadelic, mentioned prominently in the song Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk as well as Aqua Boogie (Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadoloop) and others. The name is taken from Cyrano de Bergerac, a Parisian known for his large proboscis. The Nose is known to be possessed of no funk and will never dance, unless, of course, he is shot by the Bop Gun.
It's Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk! No worries, I'll shoot him with my Bop Gun.

Sir Nose D 

"Sir Nose D" is short for "Sir Noise Devoidoffunk" a character from Parliament's "Funkentelechy vs. the Placebo Syndrome"...Probably Parliament's best album after "The Mothership Connection".

Some theorize that "Sir Nose D" represents a coke dealer, and in fact the whole album is about cocaine addiction. Throughout the album Sir Nose refuses to "Dance" -in this context, do his own wares...Sort of makes sense, but this author could find no conclusive evidence of such. Should you find any, please amend this definition.
Starchild: "Has anyone seen Sir Nose D...tell him he *will* dance...He *must* dance!"
Sir Nose D by H-Star-I September 27, 2005
Dicknose. A derogatory label akin to dickhead.
That guy who doesn't wash his hands before he makes your pizza is a D nose.
D nose by P. Bone August 30, 2008

nose doctor  

another slang used in the uk for cocaine
I'm off 2 see the nose doctor care to join
nose doctor by hinge 81 January 22, 2009
What can sometimes happen when eating some pussy.
Playa 1 "Man I was nose deep last night"
Playa 2 "Yea but you were in the gutter with a homeless girl"
Playa 1 "Still ate some pussy, go eat a dick"
Nose Deep by Silkish Johnson November 2, 2011