the nemesis of Dr. Funkenstein, his clones(esp. Star Child), and funk in general, as featured on Parliament records "The Clones of Dr. Funkenstein," "Funkentelechy Vs. The Placebo Syndrome," "Motor Booty Affair," "Gloryhallastoopid," and "Trombipulation." He is the antithesis of cool, and could be a "The Man" type figure. He was played by George Clinton using a voice distorter and is featured on the cover of "Funkentelechy Vs. The Placebo Syndrome." Name comes from his oversized nose and the fact that he is completely devoid of anything related to funk.
Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk is a character of George Clinton, the leader of Parliament Funkadelic, mentioned prominently in the song Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk as well as Aqua Boogie (Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadoloop) and others. The name is taken from Cyrano de Bergerac, a Parisian known for his large proboscis. The Nose is known to be possessed of no funk and will never dance, unless, of course, he is shot by the Bop Gun.
"Sir Nose D" is short for "Sir Noise Devoidoffunk" a character from Parliament's "Funkentelechy vs. the Placebo Syndrome"...Probably Parliament's best album after "The Mothership Connection".
Some theorize that "Sir Nose D" represents a coke dealer, and in fact the whole album is about cocaine addiction. Throughout the album Sir Nose refuses to "Dance" -in this context, do his own wares...Sort of makes sense, but this author could find no conclusive evidence of such. Should you find any, please amend this definition.
Starchild: "Has anyone seen Sir Nose D...tell him he *will* dance...He *must* dance!"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.