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Norwegian hand 

Reaching over the table to get something under a meal without asking for someone to sending it.
Person 1: "Hey your not very polite right now"

Person 2: " sorry i didn't mean to be inpolite"
Person 3: " You really got a Norwegian hand, dont you
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norwegian hand grenade 

when you pinch the tip of your dick right before you spew, then slam the top and bottom of your dick with your hands, shooting semen everywhere.
Man, that girl sucks at giving dome, so before i blew in her mouth i gave her the old norwegian hand grenade.

Norwegian handshake 

1. A greeting performed by two men facing each other, both grabbing each others penises, shaking them up and down, as if they were shaking each other's hands.

2. Two Norwegians shaking hands
1.

Man 1: Oh hey there, Scott! *Reaches hand out and un-zips pants*

Man 2: Oh Jim! Nice to see you! *Also reaches out hand while un-zipping pants*

*Give each other a Norwegian Handshake*

Scott: See you later man!

Jim: You too!

2.

Norwegian Scott: HEY!

Norwegian Jim: Sup bro?

*Shakes each others hands, than commence butt sex*
Norwegian handshake by AYearForPhil October 29, 2011

Norwegian Handshake 

When two ppl (mostly hillbillies) wanna ratify that they are, and will stay bff.
They pour/dip their hands in moonshine,and light the moonshine on fire, while shaking each others hands.
Mostly a thing u do to get som fun on the after-party.
Drunk Person 1: Hey man! We are like blood brothas!
Drunk Person 2: Yeah man! Let's do a Norwegian Handshake on THAT!!
Norwegian Handshake by Ingdal February 17, 2009
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