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Northern Girl 

A female that attends Northern High School in Calvert County, Maryland. The female typically has slept with up to 3 guys at a time, train-style or all at once. The girls can be easily picked out of a group by their looks, as most of them are blonde with black highlights in a crimped style. You may be able to notice the large camel toe in her jeans formed by over used vaginas, that have the possibility of flapping in the wind if given the chance. The females are usually associated with the desperate male trash that populate both Huntingtown and Patuxent High Schools.
EX. 1
Guy: "Dude, I was doing this chick and I found three used condoms inside of her! Not including mine!"

Friend: "Must be a Northern Girl"

EX. 2
"Did you hear about that chick that got nailed by a six man train?"

"No."

"Yea, she was a Northern Girl."

"That explains it."
Northern Girl by seagullin' May 22, 2009
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Northern Girl 

Fake Tan, Big hair (bumpit optional), Side parting and/or Fringe, Make-up applied with a trowel, Body con dresses (often satin or taffetta), Tiffany's Jewellery, Strappy sandals even in Winter. The further north you go, the worse it gets.
Cheryl Tweedy is a northern girl... Girls Aloud Also Gok Wan

Northern Virginia Girls 

Stuck up. Snobby. Only interested in male athletes and frat boys that wear skin tight salmon colored mini shorts and ruffled blue button up shirts.

Most conversations with them are more like Q&A sessions in THEIR favor with no reciprocation.

They spend most of their time burning money with their daddy’s credit cards and the ones that are single are latched onto some dream guy they think exists outside of their skulls.

Most just want a guy who’s a vibrator with a wallet. Future proud openly admitted housewives. Nothing more nothing less.

*disclaimer - there are very intelligent ones in the NOVA area even though they’re very rare to come across.
Northern Virginia Girls are the 21st century equivalent of Valley Girls.

northern virginia girls 

Girls who are typically beautiful and witty and can handle bad traffic and in general everything life throws at you since Northern Va is a clusterfuck. She is confident and well versed in a variety of subjects and may be wealthy but at least does decently well. Girl next door vibe but low key, under cover kinky freaks and always up for a good time. Usually have nice booties. Ideal wifey material.
“Them Northern Virginia girls tho... top notch shit.”

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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