North Melbourne

This AFL team is 💩. They try to get good players but the good players are 💩. They would probably lose to 5 year old tennis players.

North Melbourne is Sh*t

North Melbourne by 4202169 June 3, 2021

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North Melbourne

A great team back in the 1990's but they are now very shit as we have been on the bottom of the ladder for many years now.

Gone through alot of coaching staff and have mostly lasted for 2-3 months before being sacked

News reporter: A coach of an AFL team has recently been sacked.

Me: Let me guess, was the team North Melbourne

North Melbourne by AussieCUNT123 April 23, 2022

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This term can only be explained by a picture .... a picture you will have to ask me for because UrbanDictionary won't let me upload it .... but rest assured the bloke to whom this term refers, knows well and truly it's him .... Yug .... this one's for you ;)

I got this awesome postcard with Miss North Melbourne on it

miss north melbourne by Hey...Yug...its.. Jig December 19, 2024

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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