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Can be male or female; no one is exactly sure. This is the individual that took your car keys when you got black out drunk the night before at a party or gathering.

You can't remember what they look like but know you must find them fast so you can go home and sleep off your hangover.
Guy: Man, where the fuck are my car keys!??!

2nd Guy: Last night you said "Nordudu" had them. You said " Nordudu has your back".
Guy: "Who the FUCK is Nordudu!!?!"
2nd Guy: That's what we said.......
by Graffiti February 26, 2017
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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