Noordijk

A place nobody knows where with nobody knows how many people, the one thing we do know is that it's filled with moronic degenerates

"He's from Noordijk"

"Oh God please no"

by balzakburger June 7, 2023

Noordwijks kroketje

First, you have intercourse on the beach. Then when you are sticky, you quickly put your dick in the sand and then you continue intercourse.

Did you go out with that girl last night? Did you do an Noordwijks kroketje?

by 00Nuclear July 15, 2022