noodle

the act of inserting a noodle into the beverage of a friend when he/she is not paying attention, so as to cause frustration and embarrassment. Especially effective when used in an alcoholic beverage later in the evening and when used multiple times.

Man, we noodled the hell out of Jon last night. By the eleventh time he was so embarrassed!

by IAmBoosh April 22, 2009

Noodled

Verb - When your girlfriend has had too much to drink and can't stand up.

I had to throw my chick on my shoulder and carry her up the stairs cause she noodled on me.

by I spit Urban fire October 23, 2008

Noodles

A slang term for Asian people.

When you're at a bar and large part of the crowd is Asian, one can say, "man it smells like noodles in here."

by that boi DK March 3, 2010

touch noodle

A stupid fucking insult twelve year olds without a sense of grammatical coherence use to defend Logan Paul exploiting someone’s suicide in the comment section of a YouTube video

Oh and buy the way your a fucking touch noodle he’s more runner and more awesome than you dick I clicked on the video to see how you gonna prove this bullshit you dumbass clickbait asshole

by hterbluc January 8, 2018

thunder noodle

A noodle that falls down the stairs and sounds like thunder.

I woke up to thunder this morning and thought there were storms. Turns out it was just a thunder noodle coming down the stairs.

by mooncow728 July 22, 2021

Pool Noodling

being tossed around in bed as if you were as weightless as a pool noodle

Jake was pool noodling me last night.

by FunP4President December 3, 2022

Nigga noodle

Nicocado saying nigga noodle

Nigga noodle (crunches) nigga noodle ( crunches more) nigga noodle.

by Niggacado January 14, 2021