touch noodle 

A stupid fucking insult twelve year olds without a sense of grammatical coherence use to defend Logan Paul exploiting someone’s suicide in the comment section of a YouTube video

Oh and buy the way your a fucking touch noodle he’s more runner and more awesome than you dick I clicked on the video to see how you gonna prove this bullshit you dumbass clickbait asshole

touch noodle by hterbluc May 1, 2018

touch noodle 

A touch noodle is an insult, usually meaning idiot

"Hey, did you see Taylor trip yesterday?"
"Yeah, what a touch noodle"

touch noodle by Kobra936 January 31, 2018

touch noodle 

One who touches one's noodle, or penis. One who masturbates. A wanker.

Charlie left the bar before he paid his tab. What a fucking touch noodle!

touch noodle by Lizardick May 1, 2018