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noobware 

Software that has been designed and developed especially for those that are new to a subject or display a total lack of knowledge in the chosen subject.
Ridiculously easy to use software, that is so easy to use it's restrictive.
Most (but not all) Mac software, AOL, Limewire, Nero and anything that begins with "Easy..." (ie: Easy DVD Burner)

a whole selection of them can be found at places like downloads.com

The term noobware refers to these types of software derogatory fashion.
Stop using this noobware it's rubbish.
This photo software is noobware, use somthing better.
noobware by Marc Bingham October 26, 2006
Related Words
Oh look! That's a noobstar!
Noobstar by Noobstar_99 December 6, 2021
A noobsword, or n00bsabre, is a weapon which is given to all n00bs. It is hideously weak, with nothing that could impress anyone (attack or decoration) and not worth jack. It is commonly used by clueless n00bs, froobs, or any other term for new, clueless idiot to a game-or in conjunction with the disguise of a veteran MMORPG player who doesn't want true noobs to pester him endlessly.
Types of n00bswords include:
Bronze swords and training swords from runescape-ever since Tutorial Island was introduced, they have been shoved into the hands of eager n00bs. Come to think of it, it pretty much counts for any sword below Runite.
lvl 3 noob: w00t I m teh pwn@ge w/ m7 1337 training sword and shield!
Veteran player: roflmao, those are Noobswords. they suck? I've got dragon battleaxe and obby shield.


lvl 3 (obviously clueless): my training sword pwns! DM n00b!
Veteran player: Sigh.
at the duel arena...
lvl 3: wtf I keep hitting 0s!
veteran player pwns n00b in one hit.
veteran player: and remember kids, training swords suck, and so do all other Noobswords like bronze! along with that, don't use 1337!
noobstar is a simp
noobstar by one_more_day January 14, 2024
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026