the act of a noob having a mini-seizure due to its inability to comprehend what is happening around it. This can happen because there is either an athority figure around that is telling the noob what to do, or it may just be getting pwned too hard by the noobius eradicus
noobious eradicus:
-"Oh my god i was pwning the other team single-handedly the other day, and one of them had a noob-spasm! hahaha!"
by PGAtour09pwnt December 3, 2008
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