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1. someone who acts like an ass, or acts annoyingly, because of their inexperience with weed.

Josh: Dude i smoked with Phil last Friday, it was his second time and he acted like such a noob nugget
Joe: Maybe next time he will be more chill about it

noob nugget by 02Sombra March 2, 2010

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Noob nugget

A insult to a person that is good at a game but uses noobish tatics in an attempt to win the game.

Dude! That guy is a noob nugget because he is using an M16 with an acog scope with red tiger camo.

Noob nugget by Eoy May 4, 2008

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Noob Nugget

A dumbfuck who can't do the simplest things!

Person 1: WHY CAN'T I DRINK WATER?!?
Person 2: Maybe you're just a noob nugget.

Noob Nugget by kaaurid June 8, 2022

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camping noob nugget

one who simple camps at spawn until everyone is dead, then continues to glitch the game in the death match so that he wins.

noob nugget: Bro I have so many wins I'm the ultimate boss!
Pro: bro, you have 0 kills you camping noob nugget.

camping noob nugget by camping noob nugget February 2, 2017

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noobnugget

A hunk of noobish flesh that clusters into a living being.

Look at that noobnugget, he's such a noob.

noobnugget by darkcloud784 November 9, 2007

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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