noob stick 

The auto shotty in counterstrike.

wow that ogl scrub is using the noob stick.

noob stick by chuck January 6, 2004

noob stick 

An unfair weapon, normally one that kills in one strike.

The auto shotty in CS, the plasma sword/ rocket launcher in Halo

Player 1: Haha! You just got pwnt!!
Player 2: Yeah, well the fr00b was using a noob stick.

noob stick by Laguna L September 30, 2005

noob stick 

may originate from counterstrike but now it means the cheap ass close range sword used in Halo 2.

noobs use it (cheap ass fuckers) and get killed bye it (cause all they can suck is ass)

Play live all day long and dont using the FUCKING noob stick you fucking noob . . . (dual wield plasma rifle/plasma pistol!!!)

noob stick by Master Chief December 1, 2004

noob stick 

A noob stick a PC players way to refer to a joystick or joypad used for gaming consoles.

GamingConsolePlayer: How about a game of Halo?
PCPlayer: Playing with a noob stick? Why don't you come play a real game on a real computer?

noob stick by Bjerge May 19, 2006

noob stick 

The panzerfaust in Wolfenstein, or Wolfenstein ET. Only used when referring to this weapon in the hands of an unskilled player.

Battle Magic keeps TKing everyone with that Noob Stick

noob stick by The Professor November 7, 2003

noob stick 

A stick used to beat on people who are new to gaming at a LAN party, or people who are often unliked.

Somegamer123 brought speakers to the LAN party so we had to beat him with the noob stick.

noob stick by bbene August 28, 2006

Noob Stick 

A tool used to educate, and reform noobs by bludgeoning them tell they know better. Usually a blunt object like a baseball bat with nails protruding from it, or wrapped in razor wire.

Learn to play before I beat you within an inch of your life with the noob stick!

Noob Stick by Saint of Games May 3, 2011