nonce head

a shitey Peterborough linesman that is blind

Did you see that nonce head that missed the handball last week

by yeetusman123 December 29, 2018

Nonce head

A nonce head of noncehead is used to define a person who acts without thinking and usually leaves you wondering why they even did that. A noncehead would intentionally hurt themselves in order to publish the video on social media for instafame. People usually laugh at nonceheads for the wrong reasons.

Slim: Did you see that video of that nonce head eating the pavement trying to do that skateboard trick?
Shay: (laughing) Yeh Bruh, I totally lmfao. What a nonce head!

by Jessie’sGirl November 24, 2021

Snapchat nonce

Someone who chats to underaged girls on the social media app Snapchat

“She 12 you Snapchat nonce”

by Jamesbev January 11, 2023

Like-Nonce

One who reacts on facebook or a groupchat with a thumbs up emoji and kills the laugh streak.

Jarret: Dude, I see Neil has liked your comment on Nigel's poll.

James: He's killed my laugh streak. What a like-nonce!!

by salder20 May 30, 2022

National nonce capture day

A day in which nonces are captured and slaughtered across the UK.

In need air National nonce capture day

by Rio rogers April 21, 2021

Hyper Nonce

A "Hyper-Nonce" is someone that is extremely cringe worthy and actually thinks they're cool for said action

I.e. Liverpool fan on twitter

State of this lad... Absolute Hyper-Nonce him!

What are you doing you absolute hyper nonce

by Grazzyb March 1, 2019

Nocker nonce

A skinny and Linley individual who when has had a couple ciders believes that touch and rubbing girls without there consent is ok. In extreme cases a nocker nonce may drop kick the new girl

Guy 1: “oi did u here about Matt last night?”

Guy 2: “ye mate what a nocker nonce”

by The real og buggy October 23, 2019