An adjective created by combining the words "New" and "Old". It is usually used to describe a store-bought item that has been obtained months before, but hasn't been used.
Clothing is a common example, usually depicting a shirt or pair of pants that has been hanging in your closet for months without being worn.
A common statement made while wearing a Nold shirt:
"I've had this shirt for months, but this is the first time I have worn it"
or possibly:
"This Nold shirt still wreaks of that 'New Shirt' smell"
Friend: "What did you just say? Mold the pickles?"
Me: "No, shut up..."
Friend: "What did you say then?"
Me: "I couldn't decide if I wanted to say "No Pickles" or "Hold the Pickles" so I messed up and said both"
Friend: "You're stupid"
Typically very loving, intelligent, and adorable. Great around kids, loves water, and sometimes greets people with shoes in their mouths. Makes small grunting sounds when happy.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."