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Someone that is completely unemployed and spends their entire day complaining about it but not really putting much effort in looking for a job.
Friend: So, what did you do today?

Nojo: UGH. NOTHING! I facebook stalked ALL DAY because I'm just a nojo.
Nojo by KittyCatMeowww August 25, 2011
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(Attributed to Adam Carolla) The opposite of mojo: when you can't seem to get anything right.
None of the bets I made today paid off; I blame my nojo.
nojo by viovio June 30, 2012
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The abbreviation for “North Jordan Avenue” which is greek row for Indiana University Bloomington. NOJO consists of the first block and the “extension” and only has the beautiful large mansions that sororities and frats occupy.
EX
Person 1: “Where are you living this year?”
Person 2: “I’m on NOJO”

EX
Person 1: “where’s the party tonight?”
Person 2: “NOJO”
NOJO by Bookwiggle September 11, 2021
Eine Abwandlung von dem Wort "naja". Nojo kann sowohl als Zustimmung anerkannt werden, als auch als fluffiges naja.
<EaR|DuNe> der döner hier ist nur gut weil da so ordentlich tzatziki drauf is
<EaR|DuNe> da gibbet nich in berlin
<EaR|kenny> hmkay
<EaR|DuNe> dafür krieg ich in berlin auch 2 döner für den selben preis
<EaR|DuNe> nojo
<EaR|kenny> nojo
nojo by lg October 29, 2004
noun : to be lacking in mojo
<insert name here> was feeling a bit low, lacking his/her usual joie-de-vivre and generally suffering from nojo

As she handed round the vol-au-vents, the concerned hostess noticed a forlorn guest standing at the side of the room, glass empty, staring vacantly into space and murmured to her friend 'I'm worried that 'X' is suffering from acute nojo'.
nojo by P'body June 3, 2018
He’s so hot like I’m literally rolling in my boots. His kinks turn me on to the point where I wanna kms but like dude come here bring that di here. a nojo is someone who gets turned on by seeing a girl dressed in emo clothes.
Omg have you seen nojo today? He smells like crusty toes. But wait isn’t that his kink? 🤤🤤

Ong due every time I see nojos jimmy neutron hair I get a little hyped.
Nojo by Dahoodacne March 6, 2022
It can't really be defined. Nojob is a word you can use for alot of stuff. Like people and deeds. In theory it means that someone who is a nojob won't get a job, or at least only get a bad one. Like a construction worker who used to smoke crack and didn't pay attention in school.
Example 1
Guy1: Look, that guy is smoking weed in class!
Guy2: Hahhaha, what a Nojob!

Example 2

Guy1 and Guy2 talks to another random guy at the start of a new school year. The random guy tells them that he used all his savings on cigarettes and that he got an F in some of the classes last school year. Guy1 and Guy2 walks away and Guy1 whispers "WTF! That's super nojob hahaha!"
Nojob by Jjadfi September 16, 2016
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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