no you first

The unpopular and unrecognized follow up to the retaliatory phrase, "no you". And normally followed by "no you before me".

Dude1: "Dude, your totally gay"
Dude2: "No you!"
Dude1: "No you first!"

Optionally:

Dude2: "No you before me!"

by Invulnerableme December 16, 2008

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025