1 definition by Invulnerableme

no you first

The unpopular and unrecognized follow up to the retaliatory phrase, "no you". And normally followed by "no you before me".

Dude1: "Dude, your totally gay"
Dude2: "No you!"
Dude1: "No you first!"

Optionally:

Dude2: "No you before me!"

by Invulnerableme December 5, 2008