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No You Don't 

No you can't do this or that.Yeah right like I would let you do that.
Trisha"Well bye I'm gonna go tell Joey you like him"

Tasha "No You Don't,not while I'm alive."

No you don't

You don't need to get the lights on first. The lights were on before now and you weren't doing it. If you needed lights you should have done it before the lights went out.
Hym "No you don't. You don't NEED anything. All of your NEEDS are met by the taxpayers. That is where the money YOU are still getting paid is going. To meet YOUR needs... INSTEAD of MY needs. That's exactly why I'm not paying. Your needs are being met. Mine are not. I've listed several things I need of the course of the last 7 years and I've received none of those things. Shut it down harder actually. Start locking people out of their bank accounts."
No you don't by Hym Iam October 23, 2025

You don’t want no smoke 

1. Not wanting a problem
2. Can be used as “giving them smoke,” as in kicking someone’s ass in a sport, i.e. basketball
P1: *angrily* Dog you finna get fucked up?
P2: You don’t want no smoke from me, dog

You don't want no sauce 

A comeback or phrases used when in a argument or as a response when you don't want to hear the other person anymore T.A.P
Mom- Ty clean your room

Ty- I don't want to clean it

Mom- What did I say, you better clean it now
Ty- You don't want no sauce!
Mom- ??????
Ty- Exactly

No, you don't

When someone does something really wrong. Or when someone just does something.
No, you don't walk around with no shoes on. You just don't!

Guy: Excuse me, wanna dance?
Girl: No, you don't!
No, you don't by Sabutay February 28, 2009

Oh, no, you don't --- nunna the ol' 'camel and Arab' routine! 

What you disgustedly snort to someone who is selfishly trying to take up more than his share of available space, such as in a bed, on a couch, in a passenger's seat, etc.
When Chief Tecumseh was negotiating with General Harrison, he crowded Harrison toward the end of the bench they were sitting on. When Harrison made a "Oh, no, you don't --- nunna the ol' 'camel and Arab' routine!" type of protest, Tecumseh smiled knowingly and replied that he was trying to illustrate to General Harrison how his people felt about being pushed off their tribal lands by the English settlers.
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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