No time no see

No time no see is a humorous greeting mostly used in specific scenarios. Oftentimes, it's used when a person approaches you and talks to you like a best friend but you don't remember them at all. This can be also used by best friends as a humorous greeting when they don't remember how long they haven't seen or talked each other for.

Person A : Hi, it's been a long time! Do you want to hang out?

Person B : Oh... No time no see! Nope, I don't have time for hanging out for now, sorry. (Doesn't remember who person A is)

No time no see by janpen8888_8888 December 31, 2022

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Long time no see

"Long time no see" means: I have not seen you for a long time.

It is a grammatically comical greeting with English words organized by Chinese grammar. In Chinese there is an everyday greeting "Hao jiu mei jian" which corresponds with "long time no see", literally word by word. It is said that "Long time no see" was first used by Chinese-Americans.

Long time no see! Cuban ex-President Fidel Castro makes a rare photographed appearance.

Long time no see by zhw7 September 3, 2009

long time no see

greeting. used to discribe a positive feeling of remeet old friends.

"long time no see, John! Where have you been this month?"
"Canada, I went to see my daughter there."

long time no see by raogaoqi October 30, 2013

Long Time No See

Something an non-funny person who has just seen you recently says when there trying to be funny. Often said by annoying relatives or douchy friends.

Douchy Friend Who Has Just Seen Frank: Hey Frank! Long time no see.

Frank: Dude not now, at least hold your douchyness untill there done reading the Jeff's final words!

Long Time No See by DamanCrazy April 2, 2010

long time no see

hosszú idő nem látás

Hi Kick, long time no see!

long time no see by real trap shit September 23, 2015

bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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