No stalk

Phrase used before one inadvertently says something that sounds stalkerish on Facebook.

Carter: "No stalk but I noticed you changed your quotes on your profile. I love Hunter S Thompson too!"

Jane: Okaaay.

by Maximum Carter February 26, 2010

Stalking

When two people go for a romantic walk but only one of them knows.

See, they're going for a romantic walk but she doesn't seem to notice him. He must be stalking her then

by Bwitney January 23, 2018

Stalking

The urge to frantically know everything about a person by searching their facebook, instagram, twitter, tumblr and sometimes even pintrest.

That guy is so hot! Lets stalk him!
She was so stalking me last night, she accidentally liked my profile picture.

by RhiRhi Got back May 30, 2015

stalking

Is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.

Jenna had no Idea I was stalking her during her two mile walk along the beach yesterday.

by Joey campana January 20, 2013

Stalking

To follow and/or spy on someone you have feelings for. Those feelings need not be of a kind and loving nature. People who stalk are usually obsessed with the stalkee.

Tim: Why are you hiding in that bush?
John: I'm stalking the girl who lives here!

by Nornin August 10, 2006

Stalk on

An erection of the penis.

Oh dude, I was walking down the street and I saw this fine piece of ass, and I got a right stalk on.

by LHC February 25, 2004

Stalking

It’s not stalking if you’re just watching.

They are stalking Rodney.

by Vlet, Elk, and Belhop February 03, 2019