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A slang term for being "dead" from extreme laughter.
"Bro you saw my new post?" "Yeah it left me with no pulse" or just "no pulse
No pulse by JTBeatz April 28, 2020

it’s for his album no pulse 

The phrase often associated rapper xxxtentacion after his death in June 2018

The phrase came after a theory around X’s death, often accompanied with the phrase “it’s for his album No Pulse”, despite the fact his real third album had been announced as “Skins”

The phrase, while not used today, was spearheading the X isn’t dead conspiracy theory.
Person 1: Yo did you hear XXXTentacion died?

Person 2: He isn’t dead, it’s for his album No Pulse

Person 1: You actually believe that shit?

That's No Purse 

Slang that's used when there's no big deal. There's no change, as in currency and no big deal = no change, therefore not a big deal and no purse.
"My girlfriend said that her ex-boyfriend was no purse. The dude is 6'5'' and the nicest guy. What a liar"
"My dog ran away, but that's no purse!"
That's No Purse by themgates10 July 22, 2023

Purse of no return 

The tendency for any object in a woman's purse (keys, for instance) to take about five minutes for her to locate when she needs them.
Kelly: Hurry up! We're going to be late!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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