no kitty this is my potpie

when your girlfriends pussy wants some cock and you dont want to give her any

girlfriend:come here and give me some lovin!

me: no kitty this is my pot pie!

girlfriend: meow?

me:no kitty! baaad kitty!

by jesus crist April 18, 2004

No kitty, this is my pot pie

*meow*
"NO KITTY THIS IS MY POT PIE!"
*meow*
"NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD KITTY!"
*meow*
"MOOOOM! KITTY'S BEIN' A DILDO!"
"Well then I know a certain kitty-kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight!"
"What?"

"No kitty, this is my pot pie" is perhaps one of the funniest masterpieces in South Park.

by Brawldud December 25, 2011