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if you were fuckin sorry dick face then you wouldnt have done it. I hope you enjoy being a slag because the only pussy you will ever get is from those of an easy bitch, or if you decide to bend the other way which i already know you have plenty of expierience in and enjoyed, then i really hope you enjoy the pleasure of some ape cuming up your hairy fat ass. Grow up and stop acting like a premature little wanker with no life but to ruin others.
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No, it's not your absence of hate

No, that is seriously what you're doing. "He hates! I don't hate! He wanted it to happen! I didn't want it to happen! He say bad words! I don't say bad words! I say good words! I'm the good one!" But none of those are metrics for whether or not anything happens.
Hym "Yeah, no, it's not your absence of hate. You not hating means nothing."
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008