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A phrase used in most crappy modern mobile games, such as the following: Hyper Drift, Drive to Evolve, Hole.io, Agar.io among others. The word is used in a way like this: You finished a level of a game, and you earn cash. The game then suggests the player to watch an ad in order to double their cash, and under it, is a text that says "No Thanks". If you click the ad button, you watch an ad and get to double your earnings. If you however pick the opposite, you get to keep the winnings in their original amount. The phrase is way too overused and honestly, it ticks me off EVERY time it appears in some sort of a mobile game made by Voodoo, Playgendary, Boombit, Playrix, etc.
Watch a video/ad to double your earnings - No Thanks
Watch a video/ad to unlock (insert item here) - No Thanks

No Thanks! 

a phrase of comedic/ sincere expression used to describe events of optionable situations
"pff, yea gimme an acid infection?, No Thanks!"
No Thanks! by .Marcus June 26, 2006

No Thanks Small Things are Choking Hazards 

Your new comeback to anyone telling you to suck their dick.
Suck my Cock
No thanks small things are choking hazards

No thanks, I already have a penguin 

When one member of a conversation says something they obviously intend to sound brilliant, but which is either completely moronic or totally inappropriate, another member can respond with this line as a way of pointing out said inappropriateness.
Othello: I'm madly in love with Desdemona, but I fear she's being unfaithful.
Iago: You know, I once had a spicy burrito I felt the same way about.
Othello: (stopping, with his mouth hanging open and his eyes blinking) No thanks, I already have a penguin.

No thanks Susan 

When you decide not to do something crazy and back down.
I’m totally gonna jump off this cliff!
Oh shit, it’s like 50 ft, no thanks Susan.

No thanks bro 

An act of declining
When the presidence daughter says she want wants some over time with you

-No thanks bro-
No thanks bro by Mangolandzs April 10, 2023
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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