On October 10th, anyone whose name (nickname, online username, etc.) involves the word "Melon" is not allowed to use the internet for the duration of the day.
Person 1: "Dude, it's October 10th!"
Person 2: "It's No Melon Day already? Finally! Some peace and quiet."
Person 2: "It's No Melon Day already? Finally! Some peace and quiet."
by Defenestrating Raccoon January 9, 2023
Get the No Melon Daymug.