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As said by DaithiDeNogla when Joe peed on his keyboard.
No Joe you peed on my keyboard!
No Joe by Jazzymations January 15, 2018
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No Joe Pa 

A phrase said to deny gayness when partaking in an action that can be deemed homosexual in any way. It is very similar to the meaning "no homo", except refers to allegations against Penn State and longtime former head coach Joe Paterno.
The camp counselor called out No Joe Pa as he strapped the climbing harness on the camper.
No Joe Pa by jwags1568 November 26, 2011
we don't want you too jump please no

joe you don't have to
no joe no
joe no by lionlionlion April 3, 2020

no mouse joe 

no mouse joe is a nickname given to Joe, when Steven ubor jacks Joe's mouse, thus not able to use a mouse
Which causes Joe to be U!30R-H4><0R3[)
in most cases Joe gets back his mouse
"What you going to do now, No mouse Joe?"
"Do you have a mouse, no mouse Joe?"
no mouse joe by Duster March 17, 2004

Joe says No 

A mouse that lives in someones vagina (along with other STDs) that says "No" and closes the vagina if it doesnt want sex. Joe, the mouse usually wants sex because he has low self esteem.
If a man tries to have sex with a girl Joe may say no, but he probably wont.

Joe says no
Joe says No by Bitchz July 9, 2014

Hell no, Mexican Joe! 

This is a more politically correct way to say no way, josé.
Did you get with that hooker in Tiajuana last night?

Hell no, Mexican Joe!
Hell no, Mexican Joe! by meatgel November 13, 2014

No One Messes with Joe 

Acknowledgement that, no matter what the task, the person appointed will accomplish it.
Person 1-"How is Tim going to stop that nuclear bomb?"

Person 2-"I have no idea, but he will, because no one messes with Joe."

No One Messes with Joe by Ethel Faust February 24, 2009
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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