No Hablo Ingles

It is spanish for "I don't speak English" and happens to be the best excuse for getting out of everything and anything. It can be used to get out of nearly every awkward situation. The concept is further explained and demonstrated in the song "No Hablo Ingles" by Bowling For Soup.

Annoying Untrustworthy Friend: "Will you lend me ten quid"

Sensible Reply: "No hablo Ingles!!"

No Hablo Ingles by Rainbow x February 15, 2010

no hablo ingles

the perfect excuse out of any given situation.

random guy walks up to you and says, " hey do you know how to get to this resturant?"

you reply, "no hablo ingles." and walk away.

no hablo ingles by donde estas tu pantalones??? February 4, 2010

No hablo ingles

a word you can use to get out of any uncomfortable situation.

random lost person:Excuse me wheres the nearest gas station.

you/random person:No hablo ingles.

No hablo ingles by nollysk8 December 13, 2009

no hable Ingles 

Combined with a shrug, this is a useful phrase to avoid answering questions.

Q. Have you accepted our lord, Jesus Christ, as your personal Saviour? A. No hable Ingles.

no hable Ingles by harry flashman July 27, 2003